About

Greetings, earthling. I suppose you’re here to learn more about me. I’m sorry to disappoint you, because there’s nothing to know except the facts that I love bananas and pop culture. But bananas more, because Christopher Nolan wasn’t there for me during my dark days of potassium deficiency.

This blog is about nothing specific. Sometimes I will give advice (that’s a positive way of seeing it) and rant, but I will occasionally spew stupidity on a level never before seen this side of the universe. You have been warned.

New ideas always welcome. So is criticism. And money. And invitations to hang out and have banana smoothies or whatever’s fun. (Hint: It’s money. Money’s fun.)


Random A-Z survey about me.

A – Age: I am ageless.

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B – Biggest Fear: Rabies.

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C – Current Time: Hammer Time. It’s always Hammer Time.

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D – Drink You Had Last: Banana smoothie. It’s the only thing I drink.

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E – Easiest Person To Talk To: Siri.

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F – Favorite Song: Dipset Anthem.

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G – Grossest Memory: Batman v Superman.

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H – Hometown: These streets.

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I – In Love With: The shape of you, that’s what.

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J – Jealous Of: Arron Afflalo.

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K – Kindest Person You Know: Santa Claus. He just keeps on giving.

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L – Longest Relationship: Relationshipwhatnow?

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M – Middle Name: Fancy.

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N – Number of Siblings: Several. I’ve got bros in different area codes.

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O – One Wish: More wishes, son.

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P – Person You Spoke To On The Phone Last: At the time of typing this, my brother to bail me out of jail.

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Q – Question You’re Always Asked: “Are those real?”

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R – Reason To Smile: You. You’re beautiful.

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S – Song You Last Sang: Karma Chameleon.

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T – Time You Woke Up: Few hours after noon. Always.

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U – Underwear Color: Wouldn’t you like to know?

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V – Vacation Destination: Anywhere with democracy and decent WiFi.

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W – Worst Habit: Making my cat sleep outside if she doesn’t say hi to me in the morning. I’m so ashamed. I hold terrible grudges.

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X – X-Men Character You Identify With: Rogue, because everything I touch is doomed lol

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Y – Your Favorite Food: Anything with bananas in it.

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Z – Zodiac Sign: Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey, Jr & Jake Gyllenhaal. Anyone? No?


To the Copyright Police: most of the images used on this site are linked to their relevant sources/copyright holders that can be accessed by clicking on them.

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25 thoughts on “About

    • Thank you so much.
      I’ve been preparing myself for the apocalypse for years. I’m still stocking up for myself and the people who’ll keep me company. You’re welcome to join.
      Ooh, you have coffee in your title. I love your blog already. Let me get myself a cup and get to reading it.

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