About

Greetings, earthling. I suppose you’re here to learn more about me. I’m sorry to disappoint you, because there’s nothing to know except the facts that I love bananas and movies. But mostly bananas.

This blog is about nothing specific. Sometimes I will give advice (that’s a simple way of seeing it) and rant, but I will occasionally spew stupidity on a level never before seen this side of the universe. You have been warned.

New ideas always welcome. So is criticism. And $$$. And invitations to hang out and have banana smoothies or whatever’s fun.


Random A-Z survey about me.

A – Age: I am ageless.

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B – Biggest Fear: Rabies.

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C – Current Time: Hammer Time. It’s always Hammer Time.

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D – Drink You Had Last: Banana smoothie. It’s the only thing I drink.

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E – Easiest Person To Talk To: Siri. Sometimes Cortana.

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F – Favorite Song: Banana Song by the Minions from Despicable Me.

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G – Grossest Memory: Batman v Superman.

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H – Hometown: These streets.

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I – In Love With: The shape of you, that’s what.

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J – Jealous Of: Hippies.

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K – Kindest Person You Know: Santa Claus. He just keeps on giving.

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L – Longest Relationship: Relationshipwhatnow?

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M – Middle Name: Fancy.

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N – Number of Siblings: Several. I’ve got bros in different area codes.

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O – One Wish: That platypuses never go extinct.

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P – Person You Spoke To On The Phone Last: At the time of typing this, my brother to bail me out of jail.

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Q – Question You’re Always Asked: “What did John Green ever do to you?”

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R – Reason To Smile: Augustus Whatshisname died in that book so there won’t be a sequel.

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S – Song You Last Sang: Karma Chameleon.

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T – Time You Woke Up: Few hours after noon. Always.

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U – Underwear Color: Wouldn’t you like to know?

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V – Vacation Destination: Anywhere with democracy and decent WiFi.

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W – Worst Habit: Hanging my lecturers upside down from tall buildings so they give me better grades. I can’t help it. And it’s really their fault.

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X – X-Men Character You Identify With: Rogue, because everything I touch is doomed lol

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Y – Your Favorite Food: Anything with bananas in it.

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Z – Zodiac Sign: Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey, Jr & Jake Gyllenhaal. Anyone? No?


To the Copyright Police: most of the images used on this site are linked to their relevant sources/copyright holders that can be accessed by clicking on them.

Can't sue this.
Can’t sue this!

25 thoughts on “About

    • Thank you so much.
      I’ve been preparing myself for the apocalypse for years. I’m still stocking up for myself and the people who’ll keep me company. You’re welcome to join.
      Ooh, you have coffee in your title. I love your blog already. Let me get myself a cup and get to reading it.

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